NOT WHAT I EXPECTED

                            8.

                            Not what I expected.
                            My wife 
                            –
                             my God, a wife 
                            –
                            
                            She's out with friends.
                            ‘
                            Hope you
                            ’
                            re having fun
                            ’
                            ,
                            She has just texted.
                            Mobile phones and a four-floor house,
                            Holidays we don
                            ’
                            t go on
                            Unless the nanny can come,
                            This is not what I expected.