Rollo is a music-maker (and music lover), writer, private detective, professional football player, disco dancer and unctopologist. He was found as a baby, in a basket, hidden among the reeds of the River Nile. He was adopted by a king (who he is named after) and at 5 he composed his first sympathy. At 12 he became a tripmoxamher and he now works in a variety of fields under a variety of pseudonyms, some of the better known ones being Tolstoy, Mother Teresa and B.Obama. He won the Nobel prize in 1981(for the Conjunctive Theory of Quantitative Reading) and recently became the first Michelin starred chef to open a restaurant in the Helmand Province. He is preceded by 2 sons and a wife.